Dr Pepper Aficionado John Green Trials Dr Pepper and Its Illegitimate Fakers

In which John tries to figure out which Dr. Pepper is actually Dr. Pepper and discusses some of the things that make Dr. Pepper so unique and profound.

Yes, this video is longer than four minutes. Is it instructive? Most likely not. Is this a legal indication that I owe nerdfighteria a reprimand? I think so.