Fox News Jokes

Don’t laugh too loudly at CNN, Fox News,
I watched Fox News for the first time in my life recently, I was disappointed as it turns out, there is no actual coverage of foxes but wait, CNN actually has a wolf or is it a sheep in wolf’s clothing?
What's the difference between Fox News and the North Korean government?
One is a racist prick of a system that is incredibly biased and is trying to force you to follow its beliefs and the other is the North Korean government.
What's the difference between a washing machine and Fox news? No difference: They both spin dirty laundry till it smells better.
Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing.