Thank you for telling me which LIES to believe, Government! I owe you one. I REALLY do.

I just wanted to take a moment and thank Big Brother for protecting us all from the dangers of existence within established proof and obvious reality. In these troubled times, it's important to know which lies are approved and good for us. We need to make sure we believe artificially-constructed reality instead of acknowledging the input from our own senses. Let's all destroy history and ignore facts together! This will end well!