Who in their lifetime has owned a couple of these?

Bearded dragons carry salmonella but despite these risks we decided to foster them after their owner died unexpected of an overdose in a hotel room. They are alot of work just like having kids. They can be picky in everyway a human can. From I won't eat till you hand feed me to no I don't like strawberries. It was always something. Finally after a few years found the perfect parents for these guys. Only the one boy he was always mad because he was named Patricia when really he was a Patrick. Sorry guy.