Overpowered Prologue, Audiobook

Heathens and degenerates of humanity, the satirical novel Overpowered will soon begin its warpath to obtain the mythical strip of fabled bacon. This only consists of the prologue, however, it gives a deep glimpse into the nature of this literary work.

Overpowered is a satirical fiction story of mythical magnitude. In a nutshell, it is an unstable nuclear dumpster fire.

Author: S. A. Ward

SONGS USED:

Nier Automata OST soundtrack Shadowlord
https://youtu.be/PqXPW0oBKgg

Poseidon & Majestix, New World Master
https://youtu.be/8373WJE2DkU

Myselor - it don't mean a thing
https://youtu.be/kNezXGYCQzw

https://thesardonicspaceship.com/

Overpowered prologue contents

Phase One - Canada's Nuclear Demise

Written and read by S. A. WARD

"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Prologue

Before the conception of a beginning graced any human mind, there was only darkness, then some lonely prick accidentally created light. The first cause… This amounted to the creation of life that led to the age of idiocracy… With that being said, my weary internet travelers and book worms I welcome thee into my mind. You may call me, Yolanda. On this epic adventure I will be your humble guide. I shall be taking you degenerates down a timeline where Donald Trump was re-elected for a second term as President during the 2020 election.

On April 18th 2024, the United States of America continued to evolve into a puzzling era ripping away at the fabric of society. The League of Kyles overtook Nonster Energy Inc in 2022 and soon after started running a monopoly on drywall, owning 96% of the world's supply. The Karens formed a coalition called The Karen’s Brigade to combat managers worldwide. Their headquarters was stationed in Illinois. The infrastructure and premises were fortified with tied up dead managers. The Naruto runners broke the barrier hindering human speed and could run up to 90mph. Top tier shitposters completely laid siege to social media, ravaging it with their controversial shittery. Florida man had become more powerful than ever and was like that of a Godlike deity. Lord Little Josh obtained legendary glory in the Great Battle of the Josh's in 2021 through 2023. As wholesome as he was, he became corrupted by power and in 2023 he had all other living or dead Josh's change their first name to Dennis. This amounted to Lord Little Josh having the rarest name in human history. Sike, Lord Little Josh was still one of the most wholesome beings in existence and made monumental strides to spread prosperity wherever he went. He began a philosophical movement oriented around hugs and tacos.

However, despite Lord Little Josh's world shifting wholesomeness many minds in the US and around the world had fallen further from grace. Violence and mania was incited within them, pushing the world to the brink of World War III. It became more and more apparent as we embarked through the 2020s that the world was falling further into disarray, but there was a glimmer of hope. At the expense of Canada, on April 18th 2024, a young man named Kent Crift would discover his ultimate purpose.