2015 02 08 Got global banned for being in a server with a stream sniper

Lol.

On a clean account, on a clean machine, I sat in a server while being named 'Douggem'. At the same time, Fonzy (PBUH) was stream sniping Rocket himself. I got banned from the game (not BattlEye) for this stunt.

The whole point was to goad them into dev banning me because they had maintained, up until this point, that manual bans did not exist. They lied. And it cost me $30.