CNBC Writes Scathing Article Slamming FTX and SBF After His Arrest (Damage Control Plan)

All part of the plan to get SBF out of testifying before Congress and digging his own grave. In a somewhat shocking twist, Bahaman courts refuse bail, so there goes option 1: The Polansky.
Remaining options: The Epstein, The Corzine Defense, The Ken Lay Gambit