The Muhammad Song - Karaoke only

The Muhammad Song Lyrics

You’re a tyrant, Muhammad
You give us crooked deals
You’re as loving as a NAZI, You’re a target for Navy SEALs, Muhammad
You’re a warlord to which - - a terrorist kneels!

You’re a deceiver, Muhammad
To us you lie and cheat
Your Taqiyya is as deadly as the smell of your feet, Muhammad
But Allah is “the best of deceivers” - - which you cannot beat!

You’re a wife beater, Muhammad
Your love’s a bullish joke!
Your harem is full of bruised up wives to which you beat and stroke, Muhammad
Women would love to touch you with their - - hands around your throat!

You’re a pervert, Muhammad
For a wife you took a child!
You have all the tender sweetness of a sleazy pedophile, Muhammad
Given the chance for Aisha to say what she truly thinks of you,
she’d say you’re a - - sleazy pedophile!

You nauseate me, Muhammad
You force a little girl
to go through an FGM! This makes me want to hurl! Muhammad
You’re a mold covered, maggot infested,
ham sandwich with 10 year old beer!

You’re a rapist, Muhammad
Women’s freedom Sharia forbids!
You killed off all their husbands and you enslaved all their kids, Muhammad Your soul is an appalling dung heap completely filled with the most disgusting
stench of diuretic ingredients imaginable all crawling with black arachnids

Your abrogation, Muhammad
is just deceptive junk!
Your Quran is full of nonsense love to which your soul as sunk! Muhammad
The three creatures which best describe you
are as follows and please note…
Shark! Snake! Skunk!

Your Islamic Law, Muhammad
We call it Sh*#(beep) ria
You tell us it is Allah’s Law but it’s all just diarrhea! Muhammad
So is the Quran, Hadith, -- and the Sira!

Your bomb vests, Muhammad
You command your men “go BOOM!”
Your grave is full of rotted bones unlike Christ’s empty tomb! Muhammad
Now the Risen King has - - sealed your doom!