PI-Fixer Paul Barresi Spills Johnny Depp v Amber Heard Dirt in THE DAILY MAIL (as read by Mr. Feeny)

Celebrity Private Investigator-Fixer, Paul Barresi (Eddie Murphy, Tom Cruise, Sylvester Stallone) spills his experience in being hired (then fired) by Amber Heard to dig up dirt on Johnny Depp.

Barresi goes on to detail his exhausting 3 month search into Depp's past - all the way back to Owensboro Kentucky to find dirt on Depp. But seemed to only find out how universally beloved Depp was for his uncanny kindness and generosity. Barresi was then summarily fired for not upholding Heard's narrative.

Barresi details the friends who took most advantage, and those who obeserved the same thing -- like Jonathan Shaw and Chuck E. Weiss.

Then a lost confrontation with Depp lawyer, Ben Chew surfaces from Richard Johnson of the NY DAILY NEWS - in which Chew shines a floodlight on Barresi's past as an adult-film actor (with Traci Lords)