nonchalantly is how we roll *insult comic EXAMPLES

ever familiar sound by now, i hope
goin back to the b AND w
see how the man in my head corrects me and i oblige: i am showcasing how women should behave w/ their men (who are hopefully good and wise)
that's this world right
gotta make some efforts to not get ourselves killed
wait for it, right on time
seatbelts are baby steps literally
death or near death i suppose
maybe that's true and i'm just too hardheaded over here (we did get into a major car accident recently tho)
seatbelts cause neck injuries in conjunction w/ the airbags that the govt has forced upon the unsuspecting (per usual...their reaction to my opinion on this is telling) public
i don't like to be told what to do
they have to stop at some point cos they know they can't win
they can get pretty much everybody tho
we almost got into another accident, i internalized that near panic attack
there's gotta be at least 150 angels watchin over me due to my wrecklessness
typical threat: if you don't ____ then you don't care!
voting, modern medicine, seatbelts...fuck all of it
construction is somewhat serious
if you wanna know how sheep these people are...
you know you ain't gonna win ANYBODY amy
doug stanhope agrees and that's all that matters damnit
if you dunno who stanhope is don't even bother cos FUCK YOU
most people don't wanna be insulted but entertained
straight up garbage that should kill yourself but you won't without self-awareness
shake that cold brew, bitch
the vortex just went whoa too much amy
a little intense of a thing to suggest, we know but...
what i don't understand about YOU
social media: the avenue where all the shitheads travel
at least with me there's context, reason and merit, damnit
you should kill yourself cos you're already dead
you're not gonna grow or change or evolve or any mfing thing
yeah i know this is pretty much everybody that i am talking about
if you don't like this "art" then go away
slit yer wrists in a bathtub go away
that last line tho, so brilliant and in my little kid voice too
these kinda videos make we wanna fuck myself, is that weird or wrong and should we add another letter to that freight train of sexual deviance?