take away ominous aspect and it still don't make sense

ever been on a turn pike vortex
we drive around and make bad decisions
what we've been doin since we quit drinkin
ran over yet another curb last night
and this is why we can't nice things i guess
somebody actually thought this and wrote it down
feminism: running over curbs
it is pretty funny tho, considering that this bitch was totally serious
we were tempted to become mennonite but then we discovered the Orthodoxy
this church was like an hour and a half away from me
unchecked every mfing thing
droves of people with nowhere to go
such a typical excuse
nothin to counteract it when people can't work together
solutions don't exist when people don't believe in self-care
i love how i dress like a hobo
don't worry, ____ will ensure that your kids get taken care of
my conspiratorial brain jumps to many terrible conclusions
not having a smart phone is the best example of how i feel about things
say hi to beaded Jesus, ghetto version of the real Jesus
it's a symbol so it still matters somewhat