Daily Joke of the Day - Funny Short Joke
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Full Joke:
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a long day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed. He noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. Once that he asked. She said, Well, I visited the tattoo parlor today. And on the inside of one leg, I had them tattoo. Merry Christmas. And on the inside of the other one they tattooed. Happy New Year. Perplexed, the husband said, Well, why in the world did you go and get that done? That's permanent. Like, that's never going to come off. You're going to be stuck with it for the rest of your life. He continues, ranting and raving while she continues getting ready for bed. And he just keeps on. And he's like, My God, what's your parents going to think if I ever see it? I mean, bikini season once everybody else are going to think. She finally looks at him and he pauses and she says, Well, I don't care what they think. I just want you to know there's always something to eat between the holidays.
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