Do NOT take the PCR test! Microneedles into your head!

Paradox 1: If Jesus is the truth, the way out of Hell, and the only way to eternal life... how will you be when you (surprise-surprise!) find yourself standing before His Father? If you want to get to Heaven, how can you expect to have a relationship with Jesus then? Jesus lives in Heaven.

Paradox 2: Did you fail (in your lifetime) to transfer the title deed over your soul away from lucifer to Jesus Christ for safe-keeping? Is it worth taking the risk on the destination of your eternal soul? Or is it worth taking out ‘the Jesus insurance’ now? What if you're in a freakish car accident in an hour?