ELECTION HACK

ELECTION HACK (to the tune of Monster Mash)

I was working at the POLLS late election night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For BALLOT BOX trucks began to arrive
And suddenly to my surprise
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(They did the HACK) It’s the Election Hack
(ELECTION HACK) Well here’s another stack
(They did the HACK) Don’t ever turn your back
(ELECTION HACK) It’s the Election Hack

From nursing homes folks who can barely speak
And early voting makes it easy to cheat
Aliens by millions who sneaked in
They pad the votes until they win

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Media zombies... having fun
The parties had just begun
The guests included China Ukraine and Iran

The scene was rockin’, mules were making their rounds
Facebook and Google had settled down
Dominion algorithms were ready to roll
Who wins? Who loses? They make the call.

(They did the HACK) It’s the Election Hack
(ELECTION HACK) Just do the math
(They did the HACK) Watch the computer crash
(ELECTION HACK) Votes change in a flash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his head
And said, "How can I vote... when I’m dead?"

(They did the HACK) It’s the Election Hack
(ELECTION HACK) Ah well it's just a fact
(They did the HACK) Think we can get it back?
(ELECTION HACK) It’s the Election Hack

Now everything's crooked, under their plan
And ELECTION FRAUD is the law of the land
For you, the living, this Hack was meant to
Take all our rights and our freedoms too

(They did the HACK) Just don't give in
(ELECTION HACK) We the People can win
(They did the HACK) Where we go one we go all
(ELECTION HACK) Don’t let our country fall