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The Callisto Protocol is a Massive Disappointment
2 years ago
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The Callisto Protocol has faced criticism claiming it is a "Dead Space clone". Well, after playing it, I wish it was. Truth is, this is some of the worst combat I've ever seen in a modern game. Not to mention, the game feels uninspired, isn't scary in the least, and is full of Uncharted-esque moments that are incredibly dated. The game sucks.
#callistoprotocol #syntheticman
0:00 Intro
0:47 Combat Mechanics
8:57 (Lack of) Enemy Variety
13:10 Level Design
15:30 Performance Issues
16:12 Story & Horror
19:33 Conclusion
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