Just a little cleanup

Giving my hands a day off. Still no explanation as to why my hands have swelled so badly. I was about ready to cut my wedding band off when I decided to smear some Vaseline on my finger and try pulling it off. Success. Now, I’ll have to stay home until I can get my wedding band on so the single gals don’t throw themselves at me. We all know how irresistible old fat bald guys are to the ladies.