i hate goodbyes and hellos (ag's BEST TIMING EVER...wait for it)

my fave time ever: 12:34
4:20 ain't got shit on 12:34
time not gender is a social construct
western countries are so dumb
37th bday today, weird cos i'm still 8
as long as women understand this
women are not satisfied w/ what their actual purpose is in this world
women working: tending the goats, taking care of the kids (not daycare)
no need to worry about cleaning the house (type B, get over it boring ass mf)
if she's a good mom, her house should be a total mess
if i could widdle down the biggest problem in america...
image image image (eve syndrome)
twisting it off this time, no need for bottle opener haha
everybody in their fambly has got a narcissist
women won't stop expressing themselves
is not having sex all together deviating
do sumin not on the list
lgbtqPPP cos that's what it's really about
just having a gay (pizza) party
back to the narcissism rant...everybody knows the type i am referring to (family, work, daily interactions)
nasty ass feeling being around them for any reason
narcissistic personality is the most obnoxious one in cluster B, i'd take a sociopath over a narcissist cos they have some kinda fun (drug use)
they wouldn't take psych drugs, so we could bond over that (when i was in the psych ward i watched this "anti social" dude get tackled by "doctors" and forced to take his sedative...fuck that shit i don't care how fucked up you are in the head that's totally wrong) PRINCIPLES BEFORE PERSONALITIES
control freaks are so annoying anyway, i think i am the total opposite (once again, type B)
lacing my boots yawl, never got around to showin yawl my boots, i sari!
"these people" aka my brother and his g/f (you're literally gonna see em in like a min from now haha)
i have to cos i'm related to em (sorta, we are both adopted)
"it's unfortunate" classic ag line
this is my best timing yet (and on my bday of all days haha)
that shot right there: spitting image of what i have been talking about (did you see his face hahaha_)
they're literally leaving right now (their flight isn't for like 2 more hours but they insist on leaving this early)
i don't feel bad anymore cos he doesn't wanna say goodbye (or hello) to me either
i wonder if they noticed i was filming
i told yawl tho, my brother's g/f is smokin hot (vietnamese)...at least the bitch tries somewhat, i have more respect for her but i hardly know her
my life really is just like a movie