What made him/her bad in bed?

What made him/her bad in bed?
She moaned her own name
Insisting on doing a side to side motion, like his dick was a penguin stuck in a bank teller tube.
My ex was loud. Like REALLY loud, but she didn't match it in activity in bed. She just lay there, completely still, screaming her head off like some victim of a motorcycle accident.
So like… he was standing at the end of the bed, my legs were up and he didn’t do anything except for lift my hips up and down. Like no thrusting either, just up and down. It was so… odd.
She wasn’t good at showering
He said he “doesn’t do foreplay” then had the audacity to ask if I had any lube because I was too dry. He absolutely didn’t see the correlation.
Inconsistent thrusting
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Wouldn’t kiss me. I just felt like an appliance.
Rudely complained about me being “dry” when he did absolutely nothing to make me otherwise
He was behaving like bunny on adderall and with that overly agressive never taking into account what I would suggest, ect. And no he wasn't young or inexperienced
He didn't wash his butt!
Chewed spicy gum before a blowjob.
He told me sex was about him having an orgasm and if I had one he wouldn't enjoy it. Divorce is a wonderful thing folks.
Everything was good until he talked about his exes for 30 minutes after we were done. EVERY TIME.
only did doggie, like exclusively, missionary was a rare treat
Reply to a text message in the middle of things . . .
No foreplay. Just taking off his pants and figuring it was up to me to be in the mood and good to go.
Absolutely zero effort and thought moaning loudly made her good in bed.
Texting. Followed by explosive diarrhea.
Wiped his dick on the curtains after sex
She nearly broke my willy :|
The guy said "come for me baby" when I was no where near that point. It made me go silent actually lol. Idk how you ladies fake it props to you lol
He asked me to stop moving. I was confused but I honoured the request. Didn't move. He repeated himself. So I asked you want my vagina to stop moving? He said yes. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.
Only caring about making himself come...not being involved or in the moment. If I look at you and you're not even there while we are having sex, it's just a no.