TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED

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TOILET TURNS INTO A SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED
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TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED
September 22, 2022 by Brick Rivers
“AFTER ABOUT SIXTEEN FLUSHES AND THE TOILET SPITTING UP VIKINGS, I STARTED TO GET SUSPICIOUS,” SAYS OWNER.
The hand is extended, trembling above the lever. Slowly it grips the wooden extension. A voice asks, “Are you ready?”

This WEEKLY WORLD NEWS reporter nods.

WWN knows that this lever, when pushed, will create a time/space vortex that will allow a short burst of past history to roam the earth once again. Are we at NASA? Are we at a secretive society of scientists’ lab?

No, we are in the second-floor bathroom of Rudolph Bennigan, whose toilet, when flushed, discharges people and animals from the past, who wreak havoc in this suburb of Holy Cove, New Hampshire, for twelve hours straight. Then they disappear.

Says Rudolph, still clutching the toilet lever; “I really didn’t know anything about this house, until after I moved in. All I knew was that the previous owner, Seth Fishwiper, was seriously injured in an encounter with a herd of buffalos. I didn’t think that was a big deal.”

As it turns out, the house was built by Sir Randolph Junga, a disciple of British occultist Aleister Crowley. Junga, who was an occultist, a DIY inventor and a professional prognosticator, made sure the house lived up to its occultist/science specifications.

“You’ve probably noticed how wide the stairs are, lead - World Weekly News
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