Funny Accident make me laugh - Part - 3

When I hit him, I was convinced he'd never make it to the other side of the road.
I ran over the pedestrian because he didn't know which way to run.
A little guy in a small car with a big mouth was the indirect cause of this accident.
An unnoticed car appeared out of nowhere, collided with my vehicle, and then vanished.
The telephone pole was getting closer. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it collided with my front end.