The Rings of Power REVIEW : Episode 8 : A Dark Chapter in Tolkien's Middle-earth

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"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair..."

Over the last 7 weeks, we've journeyed to many of those dark places... a darkness from Amazon as they recreated Tolkien's world into something bleak and amateurish. Between Dirty Little Sociopaths, Encino Man, and Halbro, they've completely ignored 16 of the rings, minimized Elves, re-imagined Mithril into a ridiculous lotion of light, and written the worst dialogue this side of the CW.

But there is much that is fair! Go now, and read Tolkien's original works, wash this darkness off and seek the beauty of what he truly created!

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Chapters
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00:00 Intro
01:17 Schadenfreude
02:20 Become a Patron
02:58 It's the Weariness!
04:00 600 miles in 6 days?
04:52 Earien is Brave and Strong
05:13 Making it Round Makes it Right
06:51 Spock Arrives
07:24 He's dead!
08:18 ESL Graduate
08:50 A Snoke Moment
09:40 The Grand Harfoot Tradition
10:48 A Cheap Vision
11:48 "No Luke, I am your father!"
12:15 "You would give me the ring freely"
13:10 The Neverending Harfoot Goodbye
14:23 Another PJ Callback
15:20 Bond, James Bond.
15:56 Where are the rings?!
17:20 The Sauron/Galadriel Mind-meld
18:38 They love them some Harfoots!
19:25 No creative moments.
21:10 The Cultists are what?
22:17 Where will they go now?
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