we appreciate long pauses of confusion

is tarot satanic
is astrology satanic or just retarded
people obsess about astrology so they don't have to actually work on themselves
i'm talking about half the people i know
maybe those things have some merit but it's kinda ridiculous how seriously people (mainly women) take it
bending over backwards to avoid working on themselves
why people see therapists
what you should and could do if you weren't so lazy
it's good to wear deodorant, don't want my stench to overpower the room (hopefully don't have that issue)
maybe i should live in a trash can to overcome this self-consciousness
oscar was the one character in sesame street that wasn't gay
thinkin real deep thoughts this morning
self love and self help...fuck you 3x
you got legs n a mouth...walk around n talk to God
He's God...He wants to be recognized!
hey man, show Yourself!
beauty secrets...don't wash yer harr
fools for Christ have always been foolish anyway
might as well do it for God
we're not afraid of looking stupid
most "people" are so stupid
you could inspire a really shitty joke!
that is a compliment of all compliments for people to repeat
back handed insults, love em
a comic's worst fear: dead silence (obviously not mine)
maybe we're coping hahaha
we don't lose steam in our material and give up on ourselves
not just a trance! thing to obsess about genitalia
"men" don't have a ballsack anymore
women talk about vagina cos they won't ever use their uterus