Massive

Massive Ghost Attack:At the current time, ghost sightings are still relatively rare, isolated incidents. However, it would be foolish and shortsighted not to consider that this situation could—and most likely will—change. There might come a day (or spooky, moonless night) when the ghosts of America take corporeal form en masse, attacking and possessing humans and cats in an effort to retake the land of the living. Preparing supplies in advance will be key, should such a situation unfold. Show your cat where you store your holy water and crucifixes, and demonstrate the best ways to use them against the undead. Make sure your kitty is trained in the use of high-caliber firearms, as many pistols and handguns won’t have sufficient stopping power to take down your average ghost. Finally, teach your cat to be extra wary when facing down ghost cats; as mirrors of living cats, they possess nine undeaths, making them especially difficult to defeat!