Foreign Invasion

Foreign Invasion:Should a foreign power invade the United States, our military—weakened as it is by the forced inclusion of women and homosexuals—will most likely fail in its duty to protect our borders. In this situation, it will be up to cats like yours to band together and form armed mewlitias, just as our Founding Fathers intended. Because of their small size, superb night vision, and natural stealthiness, cats make excellent guerrilla soldiers. While the ability to scavenge for food in both urban and wild settings will be useful, this scenario will see your cat’s combat training get the most use.