What exactly is the danger of not talking to my cat about evolution?

There is a secret war being waged against our great country. A shadow war. A war not only for the soul of every red-blooded American citizen but for the souls of our cats as well. There are forces in our world who would like nothing more than to transform our freedom-loving nation into a secular Stalinist dictatorship. Their mission is to undermine the Christian values that form the bedrock of our country. To attack our very faith. This is the danger that the theory of evolution poses. Those forces who would indoctrinate our cats with their lies do not care about your cat’s understanding of the principles of science. Their stated goal of promoting the advancement of knowledge is a ruse! Rather, they intend to sow seeds of doubt in the hearts of our cats, then use that doubt to turn America’s kitties against their faith, against their God, against their country, and against us. You ask why we are so passionate about imparting to our cats the message of God’s creation? Because not only do the souls of our cats stand upon the purrecipice of sin, our very nation hangs in the balance!