if you know ____ you probably won't ____ (consciousness in america)

new rules that i will probably break shortly (see next video haha)
never bored with cold brew
ag b-f sides
we are a pretty hardcore music snob
understanding artistic value vs mindless entertainment
my sound effects are so amazing
being conscious in the most unconscious country in the world
thank you old person
can't enjoy an icecream cone when you know about the dairy industry
my reward system is way different
not that i mind being ostracized one bit
if you wanna make a baby then sex is a beautiful thing, but if not then it's just a hassle
giving into carnal pleasures is what america is all about
alcoholism makes so much sense outta bad decisions
responsible sex doesn't mean birth control
watching football vs. reading Proverbs
i don't wanna belong to this world
we need to come up with a replacement for Jesus freak
masochist OR sadist depending on the angle
linking two different subjects in an obscure way is what comedy is all about
that's marisa and reuben
doesn't she laugh just like the count
full on cat, i have trained everyone to not only meow but lick
nobody can drive me crazy when i have steering wheel
quintuple bookkeeping
all i did was read numbers
yt vs. sns vs. standup vs. my cats vs. God
everybody knows that i'm a conspiracy theorist
we don't just say things, we do things
the Bible gives you life
fuck social networks, won't back down think of tom petty (i am a heartbreaker)