just cos people say stuff that we like...

if you think i'm being mean to vapers...
i gotta be immersed in vape world all day so...
vape rings for the total losers of the world
vape pen vs. light saber device vs. baby bottle/juice box
they didn't quit smoking, they either started vaping or they do both
if you don't work @ a restaurant i don't care what you think
front row seat to everything that is wrong w/ usa
you don't get to talk, i do bye
if imma argue w/ my priest...
arguments w/ my priest @ panera bread
stand up comedy is very narcissistic
comedy/Christianity/conspiracies...you don't say it you do it
always doing bits and jokes
why would you have a govt tracking device and then complain about govt
tell it to the judge which is dancer
ridiculed for my unconventional lifestyle
if you are actually conspiratorial...
the govt is gonna keep fucking you
the best way to protest...
kanye has gotten into diarrhea doodoo w/ the eye of the pyramid
stuff that doesn't make sense if you're not "crazy"
you're a threat to yourself if you just say stuff that makes people uncomfortable
their screening kids for anxiety (public school system)
that questionnaire will be impossible to pass
as if they're not already on medication
is your God Jesus Christ or are you idol worshipping
america has been gone, son
this place is an experiment of all experiments
i do like cornell west tho, i don't care that he's a socialist
you really think they're gonna take down some power group
country women, that's all they are now
it's veterans day too, damnit
vets flock to me becuz of this (one of my biggest fans in comedy is my fren kris reeves who was in the air force)
ptsding...camera crew of self-awareness
once you grow into it and understand it
you just gotta buy em lunch enough times