if being an american means _____, no thanks

stereotypes are (typically) right
...we don't say that outloud
so very proud of our pc stance on everything
actual factual literal statistics
books n shit classic ag
confirmation bias will never steer us off track
love that eye roll, so beautiful
very offensive to notice things and point them out
don't feel much of an american
can't ask a question w/out raising my hand...no thanks
they can't let anything be
maybe you're a miserable sack of shit cos you keep relying on _____
diy all day, fuck smartphones