IT IS RAINING: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Will You choose President "MAGA-MAN" Trump?
Abilities include:
-Make Your enemies' heads explode at the sight of You
+100 Male Testosterone Power
OR,
Will You choose The Illegitimate Senior Resident "Sleepy Joe" Biden?
Abilities include:
-Sounding like a fucking retard
+100 Senile and decrepit walking and/or stumbling