the reason why i use stuffed animals

dancer was rescued from the crazy claw
he misses the other reindeer
he doesn't like hummus
we did not have to smoke weed to get high
i didn't want him to do additional work
i used him in my lgbt set
fuck the east room aka liberalville
some comics are supportive some of the time
the unnecessary pissing contest
no competition or judgment with stuffed animals
all women do this w/ their pets (dogs)
cats do judge you tho
arlo hates marijuana, puffing in his cat way
arlo will scoot his food dish around the floor and toss it around
paisley is extremely patient and waits for me to add more food to her dish which is just adorable
i identify as a cat cos i have way more than 9 lives
arlo meows with a vengeance pacing in front of the garage door
he acts possessed when he scratches at the door
paisley started meowing when she heard this video and came over
ag does an impression of her cats
formal introduction to dancer
one of the perks to schizophrenia
hummus is very unappetizing, and it looks like baby food
dancer is offended that i am trying to feed him that slop
dancer was forceably exposed to thc