MORE CULLING OF THE HEARD AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK - SWING RIDE EJECTS RIDER INTO THE CONCESSION STAND

Maybe they just wanted some popcorn and a big orange slushy? Third world astronaut training maybe? Anybody that gets on these fly by night carnival rides has more screws loose than the rides do. These things are a true IQ test. The quality control is not lacking, it is non existent.

How many meth heads and stoners does it take to put together a carnival ride? All of them and it will still kill your ass. They are lucky, 6 inches to the right and the cotton candy machine would have been destroyed. I am sure insurance will cover the first $200 of this event.