"you made them think too much tonight" (recovering from stand up comedy)

2 years ago
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probably should close the sunroof
i didn't even mean to run that red light
i break the rules whether i intend to or not
back to sarah vaughan
whenever i am overly confident doin comedy
i told john to stop complimenting me n shit
i disappointed him tonight haha
every time he says, this is an open mic so...
all becuz you wanna fuck me hahaha
i could insult everyone but i don't (at least not intentionally)
not cultural marxist "woke" but not taking psych meds woke
if they're not on psych meds, they will be soon
the man in my head is so wise
they're not against these things that you're against
the goal was to do the whole set, thank you Lord
no i don't have asbergers you s*o*b (I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE)
the problem w/ comedy is the problem w/ life in general
they heckled at everybody else
they didn't understand but they still listened
a thumbs up is being listened to period
they always miss the bigger picture
it ain't about plzing people
a good set cos i bitched about psychiatrists
true shit: donald trump inspired me to read the Bible
i don't want compliments, insults are better
instead of being committed just be a comedian
now that normal ass people are allowed to do comedy
i never bomb like ever
garcia *monkey is my friend
if you don't do stand up...
i just sound like i'm coping

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