Rishi Sunak introduces Stupidity Tax

UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has introduced Stupidity Tax or the inferior intellect charge that will be levied on anyone who displays poor intelligence or makes idiotic decisions. It applies across the board irrespective of income earned.

According to the new government decision, every financial transaction will be examined by algorithm and judged on its intelligence. If you are a family buying sensible, budgeted food, for example, no charge. But if you are an 18-year-old buying a motorbike to impress a girl, Stupidity Tax of 77% will be levied.

The Prime Minister further announced that "retrospective taxes will be levied on all moronic decisions made since 1997, from houses to boats to marriages."