A message from the Russian Babushkas to Elon Musk

- Take all your satellites from Ukraine and come here. Come on. And for this, we, Vladimir Vladimirovich, will grant you political asylum.
Just take them out of Ukraine. Otherwise, we will destroy them.

-... if you agree, you will come to Russia and get political asylum. We're all for it. We will welcome you here with open arms. You are our man. If you listen to us.

- Come to Russia, we will receive you. Just remove your satellites before we smash them.