We should have a bracket style tournament where we mix men’s semen together and impregnate the women

We should have a bracket style tournament where we mix men’s semen together and impregnate the women with the mix. Whoever is the biological father wins and moves on to the next round. In the end we would find who has the fastest sperm out of everybody.
That is a lot of child support coming for someone.
That is actually a legitimately insane idea so you deserve some solid kudos
I’ve been on Reddit like 7 years and this is the weirdest fetish.
I can already hear the outrage. Have an upvote.
This is the shit I come here for
Mix 6 men. Russian Roulette.
what
This could take a long time, because for it to be fair, you have to use the same woman for every round.
The big prize is paying child support for ln(N)/ln(2) kids where N equals the number of men in the tournament.
I volunteer your mom, she has no option but to produce more intelligent offspring next round.
I’m pretty sure there are some African cultures where a woman has many sexual partners in the belief that the baby will take the best traits from each of them. Then since so many are considered the father the entire village essentially raises the child since the child could be any bodies.
Wasn't that the premise for the movie "Twins"?
r/wotdafucc
From the ovums perspective it's an episode of the Bachelorette. From the sperms perspective it's an episode of Survivor.
You're Satan
I'm at least 90% sure this is a Japanese Game show already
Time to get the restraining order
Bukake!
Technically the winner is the person with the slowest sperm. The fast sperm die trying to break into the egg. But I'm in either way.
You're from Florida aren't you
Bruh
Bro???
Once in a generation do we get an idea truly crazy.
I think it would be more like 2 fastest cus the first couple sperms die.
I would participate. If my sperm turns out to be superior to that of other men, it would definitely compensate for my tiny dick.
Isn't this just evaluation? Just everyone competing to flock.
Wow. I can't believe YOU were the fastest sperm. /s
/r/NoahGetTheBoat
Nice try, Vatican. We're not falling for that one again.
So much better than “The Bachelor”
Loser has to pay child support and 2nd loser has to raise the child
I didn’t know I needed to read this. I’m still not so sure but, you have my attention.
Now this is the shit im on this sub for
You get an upvote, cause wtf lol
Add an incentive for the women to sign up. If they correctly guess the father, they move onto the next round
Ah yes, in a world where we have way too many people, this should be a thing
Vegas level odds!
Just go to a trailer park, those poor flocks pop kids out every 9 months just to keep getting gov checks
YES
Sigh...unzip.
What if blood related and not blood related?
We already did that with your Mom.
You sir, are a visionary. Please accept this humble upvote.
r/homestuck
No
That’s the worst idea I have ever heard
Got my son a legit microscope one Amazon a few years ago. The best thing I’ve looked at (without him of course) is my swimmers. I’d put em in a race. Probably wouldn’t place any bets on em but I’d love to see the race.
As a prize the winner gets to pay for child support.
You could have closeups on subplots where spermatozoa use spoiling tactics like barging each other and ganging up to block faster ones
Second fastest sperm. The fastest doesnt fertilize.
Funfact! - I have no English source, but I read in the book I'm currently reading that Sperm is actually made to compete with other Sperm. Meaning the "earlier" Sperm that get's released is there to kinda "pathe the way", and the later Sperm has some special chemic somethings to fend of other, "foreign" Sperm.
Fucking genius
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest cum alive
Dude!! I've had this idea for over a decade!! It should be a game show called "Who's Your Daddy"
Are you sure a japanese game show hasn't done thia already?
THAT WOULD TAKE FOREVER
I volunteer myself as tribute
But why
Japan, you left your hentai idea writer here!
Ready to start the research, Captain.
It's not about being the fastest, but rather being there at the right time. The first few million sperms(?) crack the outer shell of the egg. You never were the first. No one was.
What in the name of flock
(*Sarcastically*) You know, I think that’s how the fantasy plays out in every young woman’s imagination...
Why not test tube time trials?
Borrasca, pt 2
"You son of a competition." The winner would meet their child and say it's never bad to be the fastest in the west
So just like any other Tuesday night at the trailer park?
OK sperms ready to mix
Call it “Stuff in Roulette”
All fun n games until you have over 30 kids
I guess you wanna see the whole process? Lol..
*slow clap*
you madman
Umm u can see a sperms mobility or lack of under a microscope, that might be a lot easier
I’d flockin win this in a heartbeat. My sperm is the superior race and should, or shall I say will, be the seed of the führer generation!