BREAKING NEWS: Mark Zuckerberg kidnapped and we have the hostage demand tape!!

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Don't ask me how, or why?
But somehow I ended up getting Mark Zuckerberg's kidnapper's hostage demand tape sent to me by mistake?
I tried giving it to the police, but they said they'd never heard of him and refused to take it!!
So i thought I'd put it on YouTube?