SERBIA REPORT EP#110

SERBIA REPORT: your weekly dose of the third world

Serbian crime boss drops some hilarious bombshells during his trial, implicating the Progressive President of Serbia in organized crime by claiming he was acting under direct orders from him and saying that the socialist bridge troll Minister of Police of Serbia is a drug user https://nova.rs/vesti/hronika/belivuk-se-brani-rafalom-po-sns-priznao-savamalu-covek-za-vezu-bio-vulin/
Russian car brand Moskvich confirmed to be relaunching production in December this year https://nova.rs/auto/rusi-vracaju-moskvic-poznato-i-kada-pocinje-proizvodnja/

Other stories:
Migrant camps in Serbia are overflowing as 86.000 illegal Arab migrants enter Serbia in 2022 https://nova.rs/vesti/drustvo/kampovi-za-izbeglice-puni-preti-nam-humanitarna-kriza/
Belgrade supermarket caught selling at a discount an expired body lotion https://nova.rs/magazin/lifestyle/sramotno-snizenje-u-beogradskom-marketu-oni-nas-prave-budalama/
Serbian students on a trip to Rome get all their possessions and documents stolen after their bus gets broken into https://nova.rs/vesti/hronika/drama-srpskih-studenata-u-rimu-opljackan-autobus-kojim-je-trebalo-da-se-vrate-u-srbiju/
"Western values" come to Serbia as first toothpaste under lock and key appears in a supermarket https://nova.rs/vesti/drustvo/novi-dokaz-koliko-smo-pukli-po-kljucem-i-paste-za-zube-foto/
Serbia rumored to be not participating in Eurovision due to lack of funds for broadcasting rights https://nova.rs/zabava/showbiz/da-li-ce-srbija-ucestvovati-na-evroviziji-evo-sta-su-rekli-sa-rts-a-za-nova-rs/
New algorithm used by the Serbian Government eliminates 22.000 poor people from receiving welfare, leaving them without any income https://nova.rs/vesti/drustvo/kako-je-algoritam-preko-noci-otezao-zivote-vise-od-20-000-najsiromasnijih-gradjana-srbije/
Burglar reports to the police that his phone has been stolen, turns out that he dropped it in a house he broke into in Zagreb, Croatia https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/lopov-iz-zagreba-prijavio-kradju-mobitela-iako-je-znao-da-mu-je-ispao-tijekom-pljacke/2404072.aspx
Based President of Croatia says he will not allow the training of Ukrainian fighters in Croatia https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/milanovic-necu-odobriti-obuku-ukrajinaca-u-hrvatskoj/2404369.aspx
Serbian Railway to buy Swiss hybrid trains https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/momirovic-nabavka-vozova-iz-svajcarske-koji-imaju-elektro-i-baterijski-pogon/
Gay organization offices robbed, after security guard gives keys to alleged thief https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/opljapckan-prajd-info-centar-radnik-obezbedjenja-saizvrsiocu-dao-kljuc/
Serbian Commissioner for the Protection of Equality in a hilarious statement says that women will only be equal once men start doing housework https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/jankovic-zena-ce-biti-ravnopravna-van-kuce-kad-muskarci-preuzmu-obaveze-u-kuci/