Scary Story A Man Who Lived In Leeds

A MAN WHO LIVED IN LEEDS
Some say this rhyme doesn't mean anything. Others are not
so sure.
There was a man who lived in Leeds;
He filled his garden full of seeds.
And when the seeds began to grow,
It was like a garden filled with snow.
But when the snow began to melt,
It was like a ship without a belt.
And when the ship began to sail,
It was like a bird without a tail.
And when the bird began to fly,
It was like an eagle in the sky.
And when the sky began to roar,
It was like a lion at my door.
(Now drop your voice.)
And when the door began to crack,
It was like a penknife in my back--
And when my back began to bleed--
(Turn out any lights.)
I was dead, dead, dead indeed!
(Jump at your friends and scream:)
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"