THE MIC'D FILES: IT'S GETTING WORSE BEFORE IT GETS...WELL, WORSE.

I'D SAY I WAS GOING TO LEAD OFF WITH A MONOLOGUE, BUT THE WHOLE SHOW IS A MONOLOGUE, SO THAT'S A LITTLE REDUNDANT, ISN'T IT? NOOW, IF I SAID I WAS GOING TO KICK IT OFF WITH THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES, WELL...THAT WOULD BE A DIFFERENT DEAL, BUT I'M NOT, SO TUNE IN, TUNE UP, SIT BACK AND RELAX, OR FIRE OFF A NASTY MESSAGE OR COMMENT...I'LL READ IT, I SWEAR.