A knife in a mans neck and a dildo in a dogs mouth

Two stories of the funny and not so funny in our world.

The first story of an elderly man minding his own business having a meal at a Taco Bell in Los Angeles when a guy off the street decides to walk in and stab him in the neck.

Another of a dog walker in the UK who's clients pet who had dug up an object out of the ground only to find out it was a sex toy.