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when masturbating, what do you do with your other hand? #selfcare
when masturbating, what do you do with your other hand?
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In the old days, you turned the pages.
I moan in sign language
That's my jazz hand.
Wipe the tears off my face
Cup the balls!
Wave at people.
Play with my tits.
You guys use only one hand?
Hold my phone usually
Well I got one hand on my dingdong and the other one is hailin' a taxicab.
Opposite hand is for RuneScape, how else am I supposed to get those levels up??
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text your mom
Pat the top of my head.
Just kinda hold on to something.
Fist-Bump the Homeboys
rest it on my stomach or hold onto my shirt or bedsheet or something idk, I kinda forget I have another hand in the moment.
I run a 2H pure STR build.
Tax evasion
Keep the binoculars focused
I masturbate my homie with my other hand because he feels left out.
One hand one the vibrator, the other hand roasting hot dogs over a campfire
Hold the microscope.
I’ll be the first one to answer this seriously.. I have to use my other hand to spread everything (since I have a hooded clit)
Doing gang signs, No matter what you still gotta represent
Play Alterac Valley in World of Warcraft
Hold off the police.
Drive the bus
Cover my mouth with a cloth so I can lightly suffocate myself while I cum
Rub my nipples!
Finger my Eye of Sauron. Double dip, double fun.
Clicking furiously to find the one clip to make me see diamonds
Nipple pinch
Well, I'm deaf. So, I usually moan with my other hand.
Cheer myself on
Finger my ass
Hold the coffin lid open.
Hold my friends hand. We both need the moral support.
Raise it in the air like I just dont care
commit Yugoslavian warcrimes
Serious answer: press down on your pubic bone, ladies. Thank me later.
Shake the hands of parents at the Parent Teacher Meeting
Pay for my groceries
Nuts most of the time... Or like right underneath the bag iykyk.
It helps out the other.
Steer the car
Wait…you guys don’t use both?
Squeeze my left boob
Play with my boobs or put a finger up my ass. Or if I’m watching something I hold my phone.
Choke myself.
Find the real depraved shit so I can cum.
No shit, take your middle finger and index finger and push hard directly into your body on the middle of your Gooch. It puts pressure on prostate from outside your body. Do it when your orgasm especially and you'll cum harder than you ever have.
Ask for donations
Talk to my family on the phone
I lift in front of my mirror bro
I lost my hand in Vietnam.
Stick anything up the ass
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