What do you swear on your life to be 100% true? #life #reality

What do you swear on your life to be 100% true?
I look good in the mirror. I look terrible in photos.
They changed the Reese’s recipe
Not being available 24/7 despite being reachable 24/7 is fine
Every cart I pull at Walmart has at least one square tire.
If I’m having a bad day it can always get worse
You can make things foolproof but the world will make better fools
Sunday does not have 24 hours.
You can summon your period by wearing white pants.
It is the kiss of death to change lines at the grocery store.
John McAfee's body is still in a freezer in a Spanish morgue.
If your bus is late, spark up a cigarette and it will instantly arrive
Back pain can make your life a nightmare.
If my morning routine is disrupted, the day is gonna be bad.
If you’re running late you will be stuck at every possible red light.
Prince Andrew is a Paedophile.
Charisma can take you take you further than intelligence.
I am better looking than my twin brother
That disagreeing with someone's opinion isn't an attack on them.
reddit is a cesspool of misinformation.
Stock Market Manipulation.
Aliens exist somewhere in this universe.
Being alone is better than having the wrong people in my life. Prove me wrong.
Being alive is exhausting
You can't make everyone happy.
The average human is an idiot
My life will get better
That whoever threw that paper, their mom's a hoe
A sandwich is always better if someone else makes it for you
I believe Ann-Margret has never been given her due as an actress.
There's definitely something amiss in this universe and we're not ready for it.
Everything is temporary
rocks are soft and squishy. They just tense up when you touch them.
My bidet attachment cleans my asshole better than TP.
Communication gap is the slow poison that eventually ends the relationship.
The harder you work in your job, the more you're exploited.
Human race will go extinct a lot sooner than we realize.
Prostate Exams for men save lives