"Who the hell are you?"

In this video I talk about my qualifications for spouting off. I talk about my "specialness". And the conclusion is I'm just someone who has had his teeth kicked in many many many many times by way of a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
And hopefully, in the process of having my teeth kicked in, I've also had some wisdom pounded into my thick skull.
Only you can answer whether I have anything to impart to my fellow human being.