Joe Biden Once again Causes Gas Prices to Skyrocket

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Here we go again! OPEC has snubbed the Biden administration and with it the United States, by announcing it's intent to cut oil production by 2 million barrels per day. Essentially, when Joe Biden speaks on behalf of ANYBODY it causes that person (or WHOLE FLIPPING COUNTRY) irreparable harm. This is hilariously disastrous for the Democrats already facing abysmal midterm outlooks. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
In other news, Elon Musk's bid to buy Twitter is back on! The leftists in active media are of course suddenly concerned that this will also affect the upcoming midterm elections. I wonder if that's because they know how it was used to alter some previous elections.
Finally, we will try to get to the tackling by Rams linebacker Bobby Wagner of a psychotic animal rights radical on the football field.