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Save the Planet, Nuke the World
We come across a lot of really stupid headlines these days, but this one from the Huffington Post takes the cake - "Could A Small Nuclear War Reverse Global Warming?"
It's a preposterous statement if you're Living in Reality, but most people gave that up a long time ago. So for the 10th and maybe final song on this album, we tried to walk a mile in these morons' clown shoes - then it all made sense!
After all, if you're living in a pod in some wasted city with a VR headset strapped to your face, eating bugs for sustenance and consuming a mental diet of ridiculous fearporn all day, a nuclear war is quick and merciful.... No wonder they're all draped in blue and yellow and cheering on a suicidal, pointless escalation of an Eastern European civil war. So nuke me harder, Vladdy!
Lyrics:
Jenny can you sell me?
Jeanie can you sell me?
I want to start a brand-new war
Boris can you tell me?
Joey can you tell me?
Will it be bigger than before?
Vladdy are you hungry?
Nancy can you fund me?
I want it to go nuclear
TV spin me harder,
Cellphone win me over,
It's time to fumigate the world!
I don't wanna be in lockdown anymore,
Don't wanna be retreating
from the rising of the ocean shores,
I don't wanna eat these insects anymore,
I’m tired of hiding from the
Racist, sexist, homophohic hordes
Won't someone lend me some mercy?
A hypersonic missile to end my suffering
Can't someone give this world some peace?
Just nuke me please
NATO can you help me?
Say the word and down me,
Before the carbon kills us all
Azov can you shell me?
Maybe even scalp me,
Don't let me catch a scary cold
Facebook can you tell me
If I'm going crazy?
I think a blast could solve it all
Take us all to safety,
Make it quick and pain-free,
Go gently in a mushroom cloud
I don't wanna be a podperson no more,
Don't wanna be a Soylent
boosted, dopesick, beta pharmavore
I don't wanna live in terror anymore,
Don't wanna be a slave to
Chryons, feeds and trending news reports
Won't someone lend me some mercy?
A hypersonic missile to end my suffering
Can't someone give this world some peace?
Just nuke me please
Everybody's gotta go
Somehow, someday,
Why not make it all together?
They say we're doomed to die
in flood, disease or warming weather
I say atom bombs are better
Or at least a little faster
I don't wanna be a parasite no more,
I know there's only so much room
out there for robot polishers,
I don't wanna be embarrassed anymore,
Don't wanna be a useless eating,
Resource-draining, VR game player
Won't someone lend me some mercy?
A hypersonic missile to end my suffering
Can't someone give this world some peace?
Just nuke me please
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