Redneck Ingenuity, or just plain stupid..?

Okay... well y'all are going to have to help me decide over the next week... Redneck ingenuity or just plain dumb..? I am starting a project, and some of my ideas are a little "unorthodox" or as my daughter calls them "way too redneck... what are you, like 12..?"

Here's the intro, project to follow.