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Yu:
May I help you?

Carter:
We'll be askin' the questions, old man. Who are you?

Yu:
Yu.

Carter:
No, not me, you.

Yu:
Yes, I am Yu.

Carter:
Just answer the damn questions, who are you?

Yu:
I have told you Yu.

Carter:
Are you deaf?

Yu:
No, Yu is blind.

Carter:
I'm not blind, you blind.

Yu:
That is what I just said.

Carter:
You just said what?

Yu:
I did not say what, I said Yu!

Carter:
That's what I'm askin' you!

Yu:
And Yu is answering!

Carter:
Shut up! (turns to personnel) You!

Yu:
Yes?

Carter:
Not you, him! (to personnel) What's yo' name?

Mi:
Mi.

Carter:
Yes, YOU!

Mi:
I am Mi!

Yu:
He is Mi, and I am Yu.