yours truly is over the influence *ag standup

i love kelsey so much
this is where dreams go to die
thank you anyway todd (bar owner)
classic ag not even premeditated
i'm supposed to do it on the floor i guess
thc so strong, to not have a panic attack is weird
dive (off a cliff) bar
spike in non-alcoholic beer as of late
cut offs everywhere else
you've tweeted enough for 50 thousand yrs
christian mingle does not sound christian
christian mangle (a lotta people like being choked)
hi ronnit
trivia night is so annoying
why do i need a man when i have God
that's alex laughing
additional hymen, what does that mean
isn't everything influencing you
i suck at music, okay at comedy
gay+8 is way less complicated
who wants to be on the wall...BORING!
not very american cos i don't have a tv
great impression of melissa etheridge
come on my window you can't do it in the normal way...damnity damn that was so brilliant
NOT SOCIAL NETWORKING FUCK YEAH
your one orthodox Christian conservative fren...yay! saved!
psychosis it is!
if your ass is correct, your ass is correct
some bitch agreed with me there haha
time is so weird up here. it's slow motion and then time to get off the stage
what is time, man?
drug history yay!
siri oded on quaaludes...60s iphone
glad some people (alex) knew about that
...for that eventual right/left-hand turn
observational humor works maybe
current iphone joke: siri & alexa candy-flipping, no one knows where they are (that is the best punch line ever and i feel like only i understand why)
another one if you know your drugs
internalized thought: OBJECTION! to your projection
i'll just leave w/ that one
back story: PRIMAL! is the name of a bit by one of the worst comics in nashville but she is so bad that maybe in some weird hair-brained way she's actually good (she is also a bit of a drunk so it's part of her persona)
belly button aka lloyd in the middle (black people always have cool ass nick names like that)
*once again, i was dreading watching this performance but i am more than often pleasantly surprised when i see it from another angle (not just inside my head)