Democrats Move to California! It’s Beautiful! Fair taxes! Great Governor!

California is a beautiful state to live in…if you’re a liberal. Teens who commit violent felonies go to diversionary programs which is like a camp but it’s paid for by the state. Criminals get a slap on the wrist. Homelessness is abundant. And taxes well…according to Governor Gavin Hair gel Newsum, who recently argued with Preet Barara, that taxes are lower in California than in Texas.