The Ballad of the Anons and an Almost President

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LYRICS:

VERSE 1
Sit back, if you please, I have a tale of government
About a Band of Anons and an almost President
The Anons wanted FREEDOM, they would surf the web all night
Digging for the truth that hides, bringing dark to LIGHT with PAIN

VERSE 2
The Deep State, they were far away, they hadn’t figured out
The Anons learned to play the game, what it was all about
The people wanted JUSTICE, they longed to see it all
They wanted a revolution, to see the Deep State fall with PAIN

VERSE 3
The Anons dug into the night, and how the people grew
In number and in passion, their time had come they knew
They fired up their computers, into the tangled web they went
In the ballad of the Anons and an almost President

CHORUS
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…

VERSE 4
The Deep State and their cronies thought their troubles were far gone
But they soon received a warning that a battle now raged on
They called up all their shilly steeds to ride into the night
To crush the revolution, to silence rebel cries

VERSE 5
The Deep State shills, they did arrive, and they were so alarmed
At the sight of all the Anons standing tall in arms
“Shill bait!” yelled the Anons, “We don’t like your kind ‘round here!”
Then they retired to their local pubs and drank some victory beers.

CHORUS
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…

VERSE 6
Well, that was the night the Revolution, began and can still be seen
The month was late October, the year 2017
At night you can still hear them fighting, and you’ll soon know what I meant
About the ballad of the Anons and an almost President

CHORUS
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…
Bring the pain, make it rain. La da da de da… oh, oh, oh…